Warning: Strong language, violence, and sexiness. Reader discretion is advised, but in my opinion everyone should read this. Everyone.
It was late one afternoon and Davey was eating doughnuts because he's secretly a fat-ass trapped in a sexy-ass body with a high metabolism. Then he saw some fine ass hunnies and challenges them to a pokemon battle because they were already using Attract. But as he got closer he noticed it was actually Will Ferrell dressed up in a fine ass hunnies costume and he was all depressed and saddened by lack of hunnies and went back to eating but the doughnuts were all gone so he went camping.
Then the Hulk came out of nowhere throwing cars and destroying shit, and Loki is running away and all like "Nigga why didn't you tell me you had a Hulk?" and Tony Stark was like "We did bro, check the trailer" and Davey was just like "Oh yeah that comes out today, I need to see that shit."
So he goes to the movies but the theater exploded because of the co